16 Jun 12
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11 months ago

Maya is just as much of a bum as I am.

16 Jun 12
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Text to Matlin:

    Maya: nope. you'll have to carry yourself to my bedroom.
    Zig: your bedroom where i can make your bed rock.
    Maya: that's charming.
    Zig: call me fred flinstone.
16 Jun 12
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Text to Matlin:

    Zig: he still likes you when i'm not. can i come over and sleep at your house so when i wake up i'm at your house already?
    Maya: sounds good.
    Zig: are you gonna carry me up the stairs when i get there?
    Maya: nope. you'll have to carry yourself to my bedroom.
    Zig: your bedroom where i can make your bed rock.
16 Jun 12
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Text to Matlin:

    Zig: he still likes you when i'm not. can i come over and sleep at your house so when i wake up i'm at your house already?
    Maya: sounds good.
    Zig: are you gonna carry me up the stairs when i get there?
16 Jun 12
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Text to Matlin:

    Maya: i don't want to talk to it.
    Zig: but he likes you.
    Maya: you're high. go to bed.
    Zig: he still likes you when i'm not. can i come over and sleep at your house so when i wake up i'm at your house already?
16 Jun 12
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Text to Matlin:

    Zig: i'm like scarface. next time i whip it out i'm saying say hello to my little friend.
    Maya: i'm going to seriously pull my clothes on and tell you to go home.
    Zig: ...you don't want to say hello to my little friend?
    Maya: i don't want to talk to it.
    Zig: but he likes you.
16 Jun 12
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Text to Matlin:

    Zig: i'm like scarface. next time i whip it out i'm saying say hello to my little friend.
    Maya: i'm going to seriously pull my clothes on and tell you to go home.
    Zig: ...you don't want to say hello to my little friend?
16 Jun 12
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Text to Matlin:

    Zig: the phones gonna go in the pants with all this love again
    Maya: i find it strange that you referred to.... it as as "him" earlier.
    Zig: he's my little friend.
    Maya: little?
    Zig: i'm like scarface. next time i whip it out i'm saying say hello to my little friend.
16 Jun 12
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Text to Matlin:

    Zig: the phones gonna go in the pants with all this love again
    Maya: i find it strange that you referred to.... it as as "him" earlier.
    Zig: he's my little friend.
16 Jun 12
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Text to Matlin:

    Maya: green giant.
    Zig: jolly green giant.
    Maya: yes, basically.
    Zig: your jolly green giant.
    Maya: my idiot.
    Zig: the phones gonna go in the pants with all this love again
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